What do you say to someone who knows everything?
Since it is the season of graduation, I thought I would leave a few words of wisdom to pass on to all the young, successful people out there ready to take on the world.
I Wish For You A Failure
I wish for you a failure so you appreciate when you succeed.
I wish for you a heartache so you hold on tight when you find real love.
I wish for you a betrayal so you see the importance of loyalty.
I wish for you a lie so you value integrity.
I wish for you sleepless night of worry so you are glad for proper rest.
I wish for you a deep loss so you cherish the blessings in your life.
I wish for you an unkindness so you cultivate empathy.
I wish for you unanswerable questions so you accept wisdom when given.
I wish for you fear so you place worth in safety.
I wish for you an illness so you more properly manage your health.
I wish for you money problems so you figure out how to budget.
I wish for you an unfulfilled need so you extend your hand to others.
I wish for you to outlive a friend so you treasure those you still have.
I wish for you to miss a great opportunity so you never let it happen twice.
I wish for you an intolerable job so you strive to never have another you hate.
And finally, I wish, after all the ups and downs, you remember a life well lived, and not the difficulty of living.