So lately, some things have really been bugging me. Actually, a few things have been getting on my nerves for quite a while. It started when I was a kid. Someone thought that paper towels were bad for some reason. So they mounted a hair dryer on the wall and decided that was better. Or they thought so at first. But then someone questioned them on whether they really had made something better. So they put a metal plate on it that said it was more sanitary and good for the environment. Except they lied.